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• Growing Up With Ben

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March 2002

Those of you with children will be all too well aware of being woken up in the middle of the night by a call for assistance.

Ben always calls for his Mum, probably because I wouldn't hear him and would not therefore respond. Julie tells me that all he generally wants is to be 'tucked-up'.

Since Ben has a quilt on his bed and not sheet and blankets I find it hard to understand why he needed to 'tucked-up'. When I asked him he simply replied that if he does it himself the covers are all 'roughed-up' and when his Mum does it they are nice and smooth. Perhaps it's the nurse training that his Mum had, anyway who am I to argue with the merits of this since I sleep on blissfully unaware of what is happening.

Ben came home the other day and informed us that an ambulance had been at the school. The immediate concern as to what incident had necessitated this attendance was quickly dispelled when it transpired that this was an 'educational visit'. According to Ben they were taken in small groups for a ride inside the ambulance with sirens wailing.

It must have made a great impression on all of them as the teacher had some difficulty bringing them 'down to earth' afterwards. Anyway each child was returned to its parents later that day proudly clutching their 'gifts' - bandage, a pair of rubber gloves and a sick bowl.

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The next subject is somewhat delicate but worth a mention so please forgive the subject matter. The other day Julie was discussing with Ben as to why, when he went to the toilet, he was (how shall we put this) less than accurate. Women just don't understand the directional difficulty. Julie suggested that Ben wipes the bowl if such misdirection occurred. Ben considered this but then pointed out to Julie that he would not need to wipe the bowl as 'she was in charge of the toilets'. What more can you say.

M D

 

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