The Final Daydream

Mr Fowkes thinks I'm listening
But I'm playing in the world cup final in Japan
The crowed cheers when we walk on the pitch
The fans start singing like birds
I score a goal in the 90th minute and then I'm the hero
I lift the world cup for England.

Mr Fowkes thinks I'm reading
But I'm not I'm a wrestler fighting the Rock
I walk down to the ring
All the fans cheering me on
I get into the ring then the Rock comes down

The match goes on for ten minutes
Then I do my finishing move
I knock the Rock out then I pin him
I win the WWF championship.

Mr Fowkes thinks I'm working
But I'm not I'm playing snooker with Ronnie O'Sullivan in the final
I go up to the table and break
In the first game Ronnie wins 101 - 11
But then I potted all the balls on the table like a rocket
Then I won the next game
I was as happy as a lion with some meat
I was the snooker world champion.

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